News flash

From the tongue-in-cheek department, roving reporter Ginny Grush sends this news flash.

7-14-06

Historic Find Revealed

Paris, France (Rotters) It was announced today at a Bastille Day Celebration in Paris that present-day, CSI-type tests recently conducted on the remains of the defenders of the Bastille have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that 99% of them died of injuries consistent with head-butts.